Lyrics

Not a hero but you play one on TV
Rich and handsome everything is so easy
Got cars and mansions and a whole lot of money
You get to live in the land of milk and honey

Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity
Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity

You get to fly around the world in your jet plane
A night in Hong Kong or on a yacht in Spain
If I buy four-wheel drive all you do is complain
Up there with your little man and your glass of champagne

Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity
Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity

Does anything that you do matter at all
You're just playing pretend or you're throwing a ball

You don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' and then some
Looking down your nose at us and acting like we're dumb
Hypocrites, your politics are making us all numb
When you could fund whole neighborhoods with your disposable income

Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity
Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity
Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity
Tell us how we should live, Mr. Celebrity